pi

fire

I manage apartments. When things break, tenants call me. One girl has an insanely cute voice, and is more friendly than people should be when things in their apartment catch on fire.

cleffy

I’m learning piano, but my left hand feels like a retarded step-nephew. Not only is it under-used, but it also has to spontaneously transcribe notes from bass clef to treble clef, since I fail at bass clef.

growl

I gagged when I wrote this one too.  I’ll make up for it.

socks

sick