facebook

Anytime you wish someone happy birthday on their Facebook wall, you are contributing to their being a loser.

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super

For the Luthor reference, see here.  The humor being: the richest man in Metropolis resorts to stealing cakes, possibly to benefit school children deficient in numbers.

flame

I’ve always wondered what chess would be like with different rules. Unit morale system? Construction yards? Resource management? What if all units were pawns — would that be the chess equivalent of a Zerg Rush?

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silent

If you’re unfamiliar with the Silent Hill series, you spend a good part of the game like this.

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climb

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