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outfit

My mom has been home recovering from minor surgery, and has become so bored she cleans the house, makes my bed, opens my blinds, and apparently irons and lays out the next day’s outfit for me. It makes me feel like I’m in elementary school again, but I guess she has to beat back boredom somehow.

meme

When Chuck Norris facts began to die on the internet, everyone in the real world started talking about this “hilarious new thing,” and drug it out for… well, it’s still going on in some circles. It’s similar to when an annoying acquaintance refers to a mildly-humorous inside joke, then laughs uncontrollably — alone. The only thing is, this annoying acquaintance is now an entire society.

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pet

If I moved the mini-fridge and exercise machine into my room, I’d be like a human gerbil.

job

For April Fools, I would tell my parents I landed an interview, but the underlying concept would throw me into a mild depression.